Blessed Be She Who Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

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genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

This is Mark Watney… and I’m still alive. (Obviously.) I have no way to contact NASA or my crewmates, but even if I could, it would take four years for another manned mission to reach me. And I’m in a hab designed to last thirty-one days. So in the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option.

This is Mark Watney… and I’m still alive. (Obviously.) I have no way to contact NASA or my crewmates, but even if I could, it would take four years for another manned mission to reach me. And I’m in a hab designed to last thirty-one days. So in the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option.

love these definitely in-good-faith questions being asked by these and 500 other news outlets for reasons that have nothing to do with stoking the public’s hatred for trans and gnc people for social media traffic

Lick plastic (BAD trick)