PJ

women who aren’t even 30 yet

leonardo dicaprio type of post

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

so so important to bitch and moan i can not stress this enough

Remembering things fondly is all fun and games until. The missing

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."