:~)

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

this post gave me the black plague

The jague

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

haven’t texted this boy back all day because i remembered that he asked my friend for nudes while we were talking when i was 16

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

extra hour in the loss.jpg pit

You ever see an idea so good and yet so terrible that you know you would use it but never tell another soul?