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Hi I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? Bitty has 2 younger siblings (boy then girl) and they are both gay. The brother is in musical theater (or something similar) and the sister plays football. The sister dates the hockey manager named Foxtrot and there is someone named Jamie. Hope that helps.Thanks!
Hi, I’m sorry, I didn’t get a notification for this message! I think you may be referring to this cute tumblr fic by @troey-jibiani !
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Bitty is NHL Famous
It starts small. A friend, a parent, a sibling, or a partner is trying their hand at baking and discovers Bitty’s baking vlog. They pass the link on, and it spreads. The links are going to friends, family, NHL staff, and players.
His vlog becomes a staple - the recipes are used in the off season, cheat days, and other special occasions. Bittle Bake Offs and drinking games are events. The hockey stories are pretty good and it’s lead to some great team discussions about inclusivity.
This all happens before Jack joins the NHL, and he and Bitty start dating.
TLDR: Bitty’s blog is super popular among the NHL. He’s famous before he and Jack ever start dating.
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Bitty has never put garlic in anything he cooks, and he doesn’t “get what the big deal is”
Julie and Julia au where (non hockey, maybe history teacher?) jack’s therapist suggest he starts a blog to be another hobby for him outside of teaching and working out. jack decides he wants to learn cooking as well, so he decides to cook his way through Eric Bittle’s cookbook and he writes a blog about it that becomes super popular.
So popular….that the author himself finds out about it.
Promptplease! : MyHaus
If you’re not familiar with Houzz, it’s a website for home design/renovation… and they have this video channel called “My Houzz” where celebrities remodel the home of a loved one. There’s been NBA’s Kyire Irving and I’ve just watched NFL’s Clay Matthews episode, so now I have this craving for some rookie NHL Jack Zimmermann agreeing to be on the show for the sake of surprise-remodeling the Haus because of what his Hausmates mean to him… with a special focus on the kitchen (optionnal: maybe he asks specifically for the green couch to remain for sentimental reasons?)
Thanks!!
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au prompt: bitty joins the queer eye fab five as the food and wine specialist, with dex as the interior designer, nursey as fashion designer, ransom as culture expert and shitty as the grooming consultant. their first task: NHL star jack zimmermann who is not as straight as they once thought
prompt: dex tries to come out to nursey and chowder but panics and says “i’m a werewolf”. nursey and chowder just take him at his word and help him to hide away/get to the nearest forest every full moon where he just hangs around for the night and regrets everything
Nursey and Chowder are well aware that dex isn’t a werewolf and Dex knows that Nursey and Chowder don’t really believe him, but instead of talking about it they just all awkwardly go through this ritual every month where they drop dex off in the middle of the woods with more camping supplies than he would really need if he were actually a werewolf.
@smalltownwriter and I wrote this AU on a whim so.. here it is
omg-werewolves-please!
Dex walked into the Haus’ kitchen and sighed resolutely at the sight of Chowder and Nursey.
“‘Sup Dex,” Nurse called from his perch at the countertop. Chowder, with a mouth full of cereal, nodded as a hello.
“There’s something I need to talk to you guys about.” He swallowed the lump in his throat and approached his friends. It only made sense to tell them and the rest of the team because now that Bitty and Jack were out, it seemed almost ridiculous to hide in the closet.
Chowder’s facial expression changed into one of concern. “You know you can tell us anything, Dex. We’re a team. We have your back.”
“I…I–uh. It’s not like it’s a big deal or anything. I’m…a werewolf,” he blurted.
(read it on AO3)
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au prompt: zombie apocalypse au where jack is trying to find a safe haven with his friend shitty and they accidentally run into another group of travellers that they inevitably join up with. jack takes a certain liking to one of the group members named bitty who is suspiciously skinny and pale and very kind
au prompt: will and derek are neighbours who unknowingly both care for the same stray cat that wanders from house to house. will has claimed it as his and derek has also claimed it as his, both of them having individual names for the cat. when they find out they both care for the same cat they initially fight for its love and attention but eventually end up moving in together, because, y’know it’s best for the cat
au prompt: eric bittle is the deputy director of the providence parks and recreation department. he promises to help a local nurse, chris chow, construct a park in the abandoned lot behind chris’ house after his boyfriend derek nurse falls into it and breaks both of his legs.
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au prompt: jack zimmermann is the captain of the samwell roller derby team and eric bittle is a new team member who is an ex-artistic roller skater
au prompt: after a messy divorce, suzanne bittle and 16-year-old eric move in with the elderly Phelps aunts in cambridge, mass. there he meets the knights, bradley and sandra, who seem to be on the brink of a divorce themselves, and their son, who calls himself Shitty. angry and bitter about their fathers and the divorces, eric and shitty find themselves spending the whole summer together, until shitty leaves in september for samwell university…
i’ve been talking about this au with @boldly-go-home and here’s what we’ve decided:
bitty and shitty are inseparable that summer to a degree that worries sandra
(not suzanne, though, she’s so relieved to see Dicky have a really good friend)
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prompt: jack gets bored during the off-season while bitty is studying and decides to enlist lardo’s help so that he can listen/watch/read all of bitty’s favourite things. he spends a full week on beyoncé’s discography and public life so he knows he understands it all next time they see each other
au prompt: after a messy divorce, suzanne bittle and 16-year-old eric move in with the elderly Phelps aunts in cambridge, mass. there he meets the knights, bradley and sandra, who seem to be on the brink of a divorce themselves, and their son, who calls himself Shitty. angry and bitter about their fathers and the divorces, eric and shitty find themselves spending the whole summer together, until shitty leaves in september for samwell university...
au prompt: jack figures out his feelings for bittle earlier and tries to surreptitiously ask for dating advice. unfortunately he goes to ransom and holster for said advice, and regrets it almost instantly.
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AU prompt: Bob and Alicia Zimmermann own a small yet successful bakery and they’re training up their son Jack to take over it one day until another bakery opens up just down the road and they start to lose business.
dog training au
AU Prompt: Jack is a super serious dog trainer and Bitty is the guy in class who coddles his poorly behaved dog and runs an Instagram of it dressed up in goofy outfits.
