when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PENIS!!!!!!

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

Respect.

Holy shit!

who is this

DO ME NEXT

This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.

GOALS

This is the coolest shit.

Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

Based on her size and gray skin color, she’s likely what’s known as a Tyrant in Resident Evil, they’re a sort of... a super-zombie, capable of incredible strength and resilience. Earlier models such as Mr. X were... somewhat limited in their ability to look, think and act human. She’s very clearly a much more advanced than her predecessors. Fun fact: She can likely shrug off tank gun fire, and even if you managed to hit her with enough ordinance to put her down, she’d probably be back up after a few minutes of regeneration.

I will never find out how much tank gun fire she can take because I’ll be only pressing the kiss button

I need to be able to reblog that

goals

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

That ‘Good.’ is now my mantra