OMFGItsLoren

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

absolute units

Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy

Bold of you to assume they’re not ex-lovers

Bold of you to assume they broke up

my favorite thing is when ur not talking to a dog and then u just look at them and their tail starts wagging but like. unsure. and then u start talking to them and it gets a little faster and then u get all excited and they get all excited its just wonderful

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.