Pandora's Box of Randomness

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychoic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion

the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels

the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates

the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever

the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’

the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery

the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’

the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses

the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures