Maddy Olson Illustration

People are saying that Donald Trump has had no public appearances since Wednesday and has no appearances scheduled until Tuesday. Yesterday JD Vance said he’s ready to step up as president in light of trumps deteriorating health

Pentagon Pizza Index is also going insane

I’m also sick with covid rn and I tried making yaki onigiri for the first time, which made me want to draw this!

fat people are hot

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

She was always very careful never to hurt anyone more than a bruise but boy did she love giving those bruises. If you were in real danger (such as being pressed between two horses and risking being trampled), she would use her own body to protect you. And then bite you. But she'd play these stupid games constantly and then as soon as she was on the field it was like 'me and my rider are best friends, we are a TEAM that will WIN THIS GAME' and was totally trustworthy until the chukka was over. (Between chukkas, she was not trustworthy. I'd keep her warm between chukkas and she'd resent me because she wanted to be out on the field playing with the other horses, not doing something silly and pointless like 'take a few minutes at a slower pace so your stupid horse heart doesn't explode'. Between chukkas was prime Step On Derin's Feet time.)

Cold rain over old scars