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@ollyoxygenfree
the surgeon doing my bottom surgery told me they're crafting my shit out of leftover scrap metal and rusty cogs
Babe let me get more comfortable [creak clunk kachunk]

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big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ŠElla
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Monorhaphis Glass Sponge over 11,000 years old

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guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone
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I went to see Heathers the musical and ooo boy I am changed for life
Forgot to mention to my mutuals to not read this bc it might be too awkward but I guess itâs too late now
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I went to see Heathers the musical and ooo boy I am changed for life
these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho
How am I⌠tearing up over this? I love it. Them. Brushbuddy. Whatever their gender is.
@ohthecalamity

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âUniversity is so seriousâ âyou canât mess around like you did in high schoolâ
Are you sure bc this is the way one of my lecturers starts his emails
Is this from the same lecturer who constantly put references to rick and morty and that other show (that I think has aliens?) in the tests?
The same guy who, in his first lecture, performed a social psychology experiment on all the students?
Also did an irl conformity test on some poor students who turned up a little late to class.
It very much is! He also referenced Batman and Catwoman in the latest test, something something âBruce and Selena keep meeting at crime scenesâ something something
do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like âI guess Iâll watch that showâ can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life
@ollyoxygenfree @ollyoxygenfree @ollyoxygenfree yes youâre less than a metre away from me but iâm tagging you regardless. youâll neveer guess what tgis is about heathers heathers heathers ahem. ahem sorry i appear to have somehting stuck in my throat heathers. hi
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Are we gonna have a problem?
@ohthecalamity You ever feel like a desiccated ham?
"would you still love me if I was a worm?" Yes! But I would love you in a very different way. And not because it's you, but because I just love worms. [I realise you wanted reassurance and not a real answer] Hey, I didn't mean that. well I did but seriously babe, I'd love you no matter who you are :) Are you still the same person once you're a worm? I'm not quite clear on that point. Aagh! I'd absolutely love you as a worm.
[I close my eyes and sink into a series of long, pleasant daydreams about dating a worm] [i hold you in my giant hands. i feed you compost-rich soil. we writhe around together in the dirt. You sit, content, in the basket of my shining green bicycle. Wind streams across your sensory cells. God, the sunset is beautiful today. I kneel, knees to the dirt. When I pop the question you do the happiest little wriggle, so I slide a diamond-studded ring onto the tube that's now your body--]
AAGH! [I snap back in a panic] No! I mean yes! But I do like you more as not a worm. I wouldn't like you more as a worm. Fingers are a lot better for rings. I'd never want to restrict your movement. [I nod resolutely] Yes, it's much better that you're not a worm. [I reach out to hug you but miss and fall over and hit my head and get knocked unconscious]
My funeral is short but sweet. Just friends, family, you. Not enough people to carry on the casseroles for more than a week, or to help you back onto your feet. You decide to join me. But some part of you isn't quite ready to go. A small, boneless tube wriggles from the shadow of your tear-stained body. You inch out of the bath, the house, the door. You are a worm, oh yes, and you found me so effortlessly.
I love you. I don't know what's left of me when I die. I love you. I don't know if you're you when you're a worm. But something in the nutrient-rich soil I fertilised still knows you.
And o! I love you. I love you as a worm

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âThree views isnât manyâ dude imagine three people petting you