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Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Unable to take any more of 2025, the Gävle goat simply collapsed!

OK, actually she was blown over by strong winds from a storm called Johannes that also left 16,000 people without power. You can watch a video of the action here.

And every year it’s a fight between arsonist and preservers. Basically people try to burn it down and the manufacturers who create the goat try to stop them with the help of the police.

This year it didn’t burn.

IT FELL OVER

The winds were so strong that it actually collapsed