Snail Friends

This snail took a shortcut through the garden on the way to an important meeting one day. While passing through, they noticed what a lovely place it was and decided to stay forever. They never even made it to the meeting. I guess it wasn’t that important after all. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #paradise #happyplace #🐌 #❤️ #🏡 #🏞 https://www.instagram.com/p/BybZRolBfmf/?igshid=bwaqywqfu995

This snail is so happy that May is finally over. All they’re going to do for the next month is eat and sleep; both at the same time if they can just figure out how to. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #blackhole #🐌 #❤️ #🛏 #🥘 (at Santa Clarita, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByJneWxBnwx/?igshid=bth9cqq15e0c

Rise from the ashes of this lonely life Maybe tomorrow we'll get it alright Let the dawn- come And the sunshine Make a fire put it in the dark If the world has left you cold I'll take you home again Make a fire put it in your heart I won't let you go, I'll make you whole again In your cold blooded heart @freedomfrymusic #coldbloodedheart #lyrics #nowplaying #snailsongs #🎶 https://www.instagram.com/p/BxxatkhhDSf/?igshid=ftncbc6wq4lq

The worst part of this snail’s day is when they have to get up out of their warm cozy bed and brush their teeth after their nightly bowl of ice cream. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #🐌 #❤️ #🛏 #🍨 #🚫 #🦷 https://www.instagram.com/snail_friends_/p/BxVNc4TntOO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lgfa7rftl5i1

This snail just woke up from a three year nap and can’t believe that after all this time they still have to climb to the top of the tallest aloe plant in the garden to get a decent WiFi signal. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #technologyfail #noservice #🐌 #❤️ #📡 #📱 https://www.instagram.com/snail_friends_/p/BxQqf7YnmSX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mw1kofpmcfh9

The trouble, this snail thinks, with growing your own house and carrying it with you wherever you go, is that if you never move you never really have to clean out your closets and get rid of all the stuff you don’t actually use. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #sunrise #🐌 #❤️ #🏠 https://www.instagram.com/snail_friends_/p/Bw8YaeRn5zK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mwo2sx029422

If this snail could leave it all behind and go and live in the wilderness with a small selection of friends it would. Not like a cult or anything, just a few snails who are in search of deeper meaning and more thoughtful connections in their lives, committed to supporting one another and brutally murdering anyone who isn’t fully devoted to following the snail way of life. Okay, maybe it is looking for a cult. #snailcult #joinus #cultfriends4life #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #🐌 #❤️ #🔪 #🧿 #😜 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtoUddNHMKD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ib7j3xi4pgz4

This snail recently discovered what is really important in life when it had to stop suddenly and protected the Starbucks in the cup holder instead of its small friend in the passenger seat. #priorities #snail #snailfriends #nature #urbannature #garden #snails #🐌 #❤️ #☕️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BteJO1Snr_U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13ffspj67wacp

This snail can never say no to a dare which is how one ‘harmless’ prank resulted in them facing a life sentence in prison with the nickname “Bubbles.” #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #whpcolorwheel #🐌 #💚 #⛲️ #🧼 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZE80NnXkg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x2ek2olw9yan

Sometimes (through no fault of their own) bad things happen to good snails, like when the friends whose Hulu account this snail was using switched their phones to Sprint and their Hulu subscription to the free (ad supported) version provided with their phones and now when this snail just wants to watch My So-Called Life it has to sit through commercials like back in the dark ages #😢 #aintnobodygottimeforthat #neednewfriends #hulu #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #🐌 #❤️ #📺 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtTvAxLH4o1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k73957e0rgxu

This snails life would be so boring if it weren’t constantly improving itself, eating delicious food and attending fun events with friends just so that its ex will see that it’s clearly doing just fine when they stalk its Instagram. #motivationmonday #bestlife #successmindset #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #urbanwildlife #🐌 #❤️ #🥇 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOp37DnMyG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cm97gjvbzm6p

If you can’t get enough of those Fyre Festival documentaries this snail has got just the event for you. There will be no music and no bathrooms, and you’ll have to forage for your own food and sleep in the dirt. It’s really just the everyday life of a snail, but sign up now - space is limited and you won’t want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of something everyone will be talking about. #snailfest #influencer #fyre #snailfriends #snail #nature #garden #urbanwildlife #🐌 #❤️ #🔥 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJQCVuADj6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1olbjzlpn8m27

Snails are really bad at hide and seek because they leave a trail wherever they go. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #🐌 #♥️ #🙈 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_SYFvAwFd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3az5nw568zsp

Young snails today don’t even know the value of hard work; they expect a life of instant gratification of their every desire because that’s all they’ve ever known. This old snail is explaining how things were when it was small and had to use the raw materials around it to create the things it wanted - like when it would individually hand craft #themoststuf Oreos from three regular Oreos. #snail #snailfriends #garden #snails #nature @oreo #🐌 #❤️ #🍪 #😓 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3OmzlgbA_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n07ej33oi5fk

These snails used to share one tube of toothpaste until one day when the one that always closed the lid got tired of wiping off the crusty toothpaste left by the one that never closed the lid and got its own toothpaste and that is the story of why they are still together. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #snails #🐌 #❤️ #🦷 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsvrxG0ARAc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d0vwnwv9eu9l