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It’s funny how ‘gay rights!’ started out as a joke about ineffectual activisim but now all you gotta do is draw a character with ‘trans rights!’ on their shirt and people think you’re the wokest on the planet.
We gotta take the activism we can get, dude, we’re fucking starving over here
Gotta also remember “Trans rights” is associated with actual effective activism, seeing as it started with hbomberguy raising money for Mermaid.
True.
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you're all wrong; math is pink, social studies is light blue, science is green, english is yellow, foreign language is dark blue, history/geography is red, and music is purple
this is possibly the worst take yet
tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess
the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie
the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’
I just noticed GLAAD didnt nominate Voltron for anything, like not even a sympathy nomination lol
The fucking VLD crew went through all this cheap effort to be recognized and praised by the LGBT community, and they fucked it up so bad that the official organization that recognizes these accomplishments doesn’t even fucking GLANCE at them. That’s fucking poetic justice right there.
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catra is a victim of a toxic cycle that leads her to a villainous role, and i feel bad for her and hope that she finds the light
that being said, it’s fun seeing her being “evil” because (except for episode 11) she’s having such a good time!! like you go bitch get that promotion!! interrogate that prisoner!! kick shadow weaver to the curb!! use your ridiculous sexual tension with adora to your strategic advantage!! be gay do crimes bad bitches do it well!!
She Ra is so important because it’s the only show that portrays the truth of being a lesbian, which is being a dumbass
Adora is a big dumb jock and her power is to be Big, and the only way her dumb ass knows how to flirt is to be Big with Muscle. But every princess she meets is a useless Home Of Sexual so her being Big Hot is exactly the correct way to short circuit their dumbass gay brains.
I’m just so grateful to our queen Noelle Stevenson for representing the affliction of Lesbian Brain which we all share, truly we owe her our lives in this most blessed 20gayteen
remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song
i im gonna say something controversial r u ready kids i want some discourse
k, lay it on meh
i shoved my dick in a pringles can and i can’t get it out
Some Quotes From my Art History Professor:
“Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit. Literally. Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”
“For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”
“You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets. Now stop talking.”
“GOD I love flying buttresses. They’re so melodramatic!”
“I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”. That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude. And not just because Greeley is Awful.”
“Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked. Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job. He should have been doing literally anything else.”
“Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”
“Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.” *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”
*whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing. The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals. Carvaggio was the BEST.”
“I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary. Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”
“Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll. The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art. Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”
“Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”
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i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
wh
who’s this..?
don’t even worry about it he’s fine
it’s fine
2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point
I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood
Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.
the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is
He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character
hes shaped like a friend
i would honestly trade my entire high school education for wild guitar skills,,, like,,, fuckin logarithms aren’t gonna help me shred
me: *sees stars and points at them* yes
person: what?
me: *sounding more forceful* YES
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Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!
Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.
Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!
