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oh trust me. i know. i never felt like that with you though. you've always been a sweet little teddy bear. even when you were trying to be a man whore you were sweet. no! i'm not offended. i just know better than to assume. i've always known that you and i both bat for both teams so... i don't know why i just assumed. i'm an ass. boundary set. no sexy out of bounds grinding... i'm kidding! no problems here! oh god, a drunk night in Vegas? now that sounds like you! perfectly ill timed but makes for a great memory. i wouldn't say you sucked at relationships but you weren't necessarily the best at wanting to have one. that's why i am so surprised to hear that you're fucking married. but, you sound happy so that's what matters right?

well that could be because i sucked with you on being that way... not leaving right after was not a normal thing for me back then. only two people really ever got me for a full night early morning... probably because i did tend to sleep with more women then men. so it was safe to assume. then i think there shouldn't be an issue with you coming to hang out if you wanted to! yes, it is for sure something that we both wish was a little different mainly because we can't really remember the whole wedding part. but we want to do a vow renewal so we can. oh no i sucked at them which is why i didn't want to be in one. i love a little too... loud. case in point, my husband is currently finding notes all through our house because i didn't want him to forget me while i was away filming. no one needs that in their life. expect him, he weirdly likes it. yes, i am stupidly happy. enough about me and my surprise marriage... how are you doing!?

well that makes me feel like one incredibly special girl! i feel honored to have gotten those early mornings with you. they meant a lot to me, in case you didn't know. i mean, it is my stomping grounds. my neck of the woods. i'm from Florida! i do have family i can go see while i'm out there. so don't flatter yourself too much, sweetheart. i do have other motives for going down there. seeing you would just be a bonus! that's actually really sweet! wanting to actually have the memories to hold onto instead of it almost just being a funny situation that you guys just played into and let ride. loving loud can be a good thing. you just have to find someone that doesn't mind being loved. i can admit that i have never been one to accept love like that... oh my god you corn ball! that's fucking adorable! oh god, me?! you want to talk about me? um... i'm great. life is... great, i'm on hiatus from Marshals. which is pretty awesome of a show with a great cast. it's all great!

i mean i would put like that. i was trying very hard not to be much more then that back then. easier that way, you know. hey no it's okay! i didn't mean to offend you, it was just.. we were talking about asses and old times and you wanting to come out to see me and i just wanted to set the boundary. uh yeah it was a drunk night in Vegas, woke up married and we decided that we wanted to keep it that way. two months now. i'm not always the best at it, as you know i sucked relationships, but he... yeah he makes it easier.

oh trust me. i know. i never felt like that with you though. you've always been a sweet little teddy bear. even when you were trying to be a man whore you were sweet. no! i'm not offended. i just know better than to assume. i've always known that you and i both bat for both teams so... i don't know why i just assumed. i'm an ass. boundary set. no sexy out of bounds grinding... i'm kidding! no problems here! oh god, a drunk night in Vegas? now that sounds like you! perfectly ill timed but makes for a great memory. i wouldn't say you sucked at relationships but you weren't necessarily the best at wanting to have one. that's why i am so surprised to hear that you're fucking married. but, you sound happy so that's what matters right?

not to be dramatic but i think there should be a rule against putting horror movie trailers as ads. what reason is there to scare the life out of someone before they watch their nightly asmr to fall asleep?! plus, it always seems to be the ones that take forever until you can skip it. who can make this rule a thing? i'm losing my mind. @limelightblvdstarters

i have never had that happen! but i can only imagine how crappy that can make someone feel. especially if they're trying to do that ASMR stuff to go to sleep. nothing fucks that up more than a screech from a banshee or a terrified girl running for her life. like i take my beauty sleep insanely serious. if someone or something is trying to fuck that up, i'm pissed. are you watching these ASMR videos on Youtube? because the only way to avoid ads on there is to get the premium version. normally i can handle the ads on there but when they're like that — incredibly long and annoying, with someone screaming in my ear while i'm trying to go to sleep, i can see paying a little fee to not have that happen haha.

i will cave and say it was not easy to not keep my hands to myself during that time. i was very good at being a body to keep people from being lonely back then. yeah it kind of happened out of no where. but i really like it. um, i don't know if he would... if it's just dancing. can you keep it to just dancing because i don't want to risk my marriage...

you really were. i wouldn't say it like that. i don't know, i feel like we were having a good time. oh. my. GOD. i am so transparent. such a fuckass! what on earth was i thinking just assuming like that?! i'm so sorry! i do know how to behave myself, Stark. i'm almost offended that you think i don't. i know how to go out dancing with my friends and not try to fuck them. i'm actually pretty damn good at it i think. wait a second, did you just say marriage...? holy shit, he worked fast. i can't lie that's... pretty impressive. i never took you for the marrying type.

it can be a tie you know? we both could have been horrible at hiding our sexual activities with each other. it makes sense it does. it's not that i don't want to go out dancing with you, i would love to go out dancing with you. yes...i might have gotten myself into a real relationship...

maybeee. but i think i might've possibly been better at it than you were but... if you sayy soooo! i guess we were both pretty bad at it. but i suppose that's what happens when we're both so good at being a cure for each other's loneliness. for what it's worth. you were really really good at curing the sad feelings of being alone, i appreciated that. oh, well, shit. that's... pretty awesome! i mean, would she have a problem with you dancing with an old friend? it's just dancing, Oliver.

Ari, stop it. i swear to god you need to stop trying to make me blush. oh please how many times did i have to swap your hands away from my ass on set? which i can't blame you it is one hell of an ass. you thought you were good, but you weren't. they were very fun, probably too fun. i know. i was really good for stopping those lonely nights.. right now i'm im Florida. uh, a few months ago i would have loved to have you come down here and spend time with me, but i don't think that would be a good idea right now.

you're damn right, it is one hell of an ass! what can i say? you made me feel young. i think i'm gonna make some phone calls and see which of us really was better at hiding it. you've peaked my curiosity. because i am just sure that they will say that i was a lot more private about our sexual activity than you were. you really were. made being lonely less... lonely. i don't know if that makes any sense but it makes sense in my head, hah. oh, my home turf! that's so awesome! so you don't wanna go out dancing with me? you know you miss my clumsy ass dancing. wait, oh... OH, oh no. did you go off and get yourself into a relationship or something?

as much as i love touring, i am glad our tour is finally winding down. not sure if you have heard but yes we are taking a small hiatus once we wrap up this last show here in seoul. i'm so glad we get to have a little break after we've been touring for how long now? couldn't even tell you how long we've been touring because all my days have been mixed into one whole ass day. anyways now that we finally get to breathe, give me some suggestions or options as to what i need to do or what i should do during this time? i have so much to catch up on. @limelightblvdstarters

i suggest that you take the longest spa vacation your heart could possibly tolerate. because it sounds like you deserve it! i know that's what i do when i first get the signs of a hiatus coming up, book a spa retreat for a week to decompress and rejuvenate myself from the busy schedule. it really really helps. either that or throwing a dart at a map and just taking a trip to whatever destination it lands on? i've always heard that it's a fun way to travel.

wow! really? i lost privilege? if anything. i think i gained privilege when we stopped sleeping together. because then it's just real shit that i'm giving you because i mean it, not just because i've seen your naked ass. mind you, it's an adorable naked ass. but i can now actually make fun of you because of who you are, not because of the cute dimples on your butt cheeks. it definitely came out... maybe even more than once, i'm not entirely sure. but, the real question is... do you think anyone knew we were bumping uglies? because i thought we were pretty discrete. kinda... ish haha. oh no, no worries, i now we both have lives. i didn't exactly extend the olive branch either. we've both been busy. i saw that 911 finished up their 9th season?! that's wild! what else has been going on lately? you've gotta fill me in! i feel like i missed so much!

you know you make a good argument. stop talking about my ass and my dimples. oh my god. you're making me blush, stop it. um honestly... i don't think we were that great at keeping it that discrete but we sure as hell tried. at least when Buck and Lucy kissed it wasn't hard to do that or awkward since we had been doing a lot more before that. still i could have reached out before hand. i was really good at cutting off people i was done sleeping with... if i ever felt something for.. so sorry about that. yeah we did going to start shooting season 10 soon. well i'm currently filming a movie, which is a lot of fun and very different from 911.

and why would i do that? you always were so adorable when you were a blathering blushing mess. oooo, really? i don't know i thought i was pretty good at it. but your constantly asking when our next scene together was less than discrete you really did want to be in like every scene with me! or... was that just me imagining shit? because that's what it felt like to me. you gotta admit, those were fun nights together. hey, no. don't talk like that! it's not like we had anything serious. just something fun to make the nights less... lonely. you didn't owe me anything, Oliver. that's awesome! a whole ten seasons! did you ever think it was gonna blow up this big, 911? oh what?! that's fucking awesome! where at? maybe i can swing by the set and annoy you a bit now that i'm on hiatus from Marshals! Utah is incredibly dry this time of year and i could use a getaway from my place for a little impromptu vacation. i just need a good excuse.

it's fine you are the only one that forgot my birthday. i don't know i think you lost some privilege of making fun of me when we stopped sleeping together. oh my word, that word might have come out of my mouth... but that is neither here nor there. yeah i have missed the shit talk from you that is for sure. i missed you too, sorry for not reaching out life has been... well crazy lately fun but crazy

wow! really? i lost privilege? if anything. i think i gained privilege when we stopped sleeping together. because then it's just real shit that i'm giving you because i mean it, not just because i've seen your naked ass. mind you, it's an adorable naked ass. but i can now actually make fun of you because of who you are, not because of the cute dimples on your butt cheeks. it definitely came out... maybe even more than once, i'm not entirely sure. but, the real question is... do you think anyone knew we were bumping uglies? because i thought we were pretty discrete. kinda... ish haha. oh no, no worries, i now we both have lives. i didn't exactly extend the olive branch either. we've both been busy. i saw that 911 finished up their 9th season?! that's wild! what else has been going on lately? you've gotta fill me in! i feel like i missed so much!

nice of you to remember my birthday a month late, loser. hey now a lot of things were said in that trailer that should not be said outside of that trailer. i have to mess with you or i wouldn't be me, and you would hate for not to be me. that was apology without really being one. so no more fireboy talk. at least firehose. bring that nickname back.

i'm sorry! i was super busy last month! aw, you're no fun! what's the point if i can't make fun of you. i mean i'm pretty sure i heard a few 'mommy's' come out of your mouth in there. i agree, you wouldn't be you. and i wouldn't be me if i didn't constantly give you shit. alright. i can compromise. Firehose works for me, you absolute goofball. seriously though, i missed you!

fireboy? it's fireman please get that right if you are going to address me. who are you again? i feel like i know you but if it hasn't slipped my mind on who you are.... damn i must be getting old. which can't be right because i believer you might be waaaay older then me

i know you're fucking with me but you did just have a birthday so your brain might be starting to hit that early forgetfulness that people get in their old age. wait a minute, did you just call me old? that's definitely not what you were saying in that trailer, you ass. as long as you keep calling me old, you get to stay a fireboy. because that's just rude.