"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp
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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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Considering they left school at SIX years old it's frankly extremely impressive that the sannin became a doctor, an author, and a scientist
Anybody who tries to give Tsunade the "woman in the group is the only sane one" or "group mom" characterizations needs to give me $50 and a handwritten apology. OR get tied to a chair and forced to watch the Search for Tsunade arc clockwork orange style. Please choose 🙂
ok back in my hole I go that was fun
They ended up losing that piggy bank too.

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Tsunade doesn't identify herself as Senju because her grandad had just, so much debt. like. everywhere
These moments are always so weird to me. "I noticed his evil intentions, I was too soft on him." "Look at that malicious child." Meanwhile Orochimaru just looks like a 6 yo kind of chilling. Like that's a toddle, what kind of maliciousness are they going to have in them??
What we see in later flashbacks doesn't support this attitude either. Usually Orochimaru is just seen hanging out in the back, being quiet and maybe smugly shaking their head over Tsunade and Jiraiya's antics, if they emote at all. And you want me to believe there was always evil? Even the cruel things Orochimaru sometimes says like Tsunade being unable to recognise Nawaki's corpse, it doesn't feel out of the ordinary considering the times they live and grew up in. Many shinobi have grown bitter, say dark and crass things, we still don't consider say Kakashi a root of evil or whatever.
Anyway, I actually like Orochimaru being evil and unapologetic about it and usually hate when people attempt some sort of excuse or redemption, but the way the idea of "Orochimaru was born evil" is presented is always kind of funny to me because that just doesn't match with what we are shown.
LOOK UPON THE FACE OF EVIL!
and it's literally just a child
For my fellow sannin + shizune + tonton enjoyers
These are GORGEOUS
And personally my most devastating one. Of Tsunade’s hands, fingertips and feet
I like the sannin dynamic in this scene (and similar ones like talking about what they do after the war or if an end of war is even possible) so much. It's funny in its own way. They talk about touching stuff, Tsunade and Jiraiya are sharing their dreams and hopes. Meanwhile, Orochimaru sits/stands next to them completely silent, seemingly disassociating or just preoccupied with his own thoughts.
Usually Jiraiya is the one inviting/urging them to speak up and share some of their own dreams and thoughts. So Orochimaru does and the immediate reaction is "well, that was weird" and awkwardness with Tsunade being nice enough for some "thanks for sharing with the class :)" or "don't worry, you don't have to say anything if you don't want to" platitudes. Even defending him to Jiraiya here. Like a teacher awkwardly trying to reassure the student that yes, their essay was good...totally...how nice of them to speak up! All resulting in Orochimaru huffing exasperatedly and giving up on communication once again.
Like it's a classic quiet kid in class dynamic with Tsunade trying (and failing) to integrate Orochimaru a bit in the group. It's kinda charming and very human in how relatable and normal it is. I also like that Orochimaru kinda kept that attitude into adulthood. Sure they are a bit more outgoing (or...manic in some cases) and due to their position just naturally have to talk more to others, but unless they are actually one-on-one with someone or with people they know very well (Tsunade, Jiraiya, Hiruzen), they don't talk all that much actually. It's usually Kabuto or later Sasuke who takes over the talking for them. Like during the meeting with the resurrected kages, the clash with Naruto on the bridge or when tagging along with Karin and Suigetsu, they just let the others talk and bicker most of the time while listening to them. Karin and Suigetsu probably remind them of how things used to be with Tsunade and Jiraiya in a team. I find it charming that that attitude hasn't really changed and remained a consistent characterisation.
Random Naruto memes with no particular theme 乁( •_• )ㄏ

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Springtime in Konoha!
The Yamanaka clan has a big springtime celebration every year when the flowers bloom: they mark their years by springs, so it’s like their New Year’s celebration. Tons of friends and allies from other clans are invited to enjoy the flowers and a traditional Yamanaka tea brewed from a special blend of flowers to promote a healthy and prosperous year:)
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The Trash Trio memes continue (◍•ᴗ•◍)
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Part 1: Tsunade
Part 1 of a 3-part series that my darling @sourstacks created! Each one features the Sannin as babies, along with our headcanons for their families!!
First up, we have little Tsunade, pictured with her grandparents! While her parents not being mentioned in canon could be because they weren't relevant to the story, we've decided it means they either died young or were just not very active in raising her. So instead, Mito takes on most of the work with caring for her granddaughter, with Hashirama joining when he isn't busy with Hokage duties. Of course, this also means that Tsunade likely took their deaths much harder than she lets on...
But that comes later. For now we get a glimpse of Hashirama using cash to get Tsunade to smile for the camera. Mito would normally complain, but it does seem to be effective! 💸
Happy Valentine’s Day sillies:DD

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Given how freakishly tall he is compared to most Konoha residents, I bet Jiraiya's height was really inconvenient back in the day. Tries to go to someone's house and bangs his head into doorframes. Hanging lights of any kind are a hazard. How the fuck does he fit his thicc ass thighs under those low tables?? He probably wears those geta sandals cuz they're the only shoes big enough for he gotdamn feet
The disappearance of any genre of rock as major popular music genre with mainstream relevance in conjunction with the rise in relevance of country has led to more angry, disaffected teenage men to be funnelled into a more conservative cultural mindset.
In this essay I will...
Historically, rock and it's sub-genres (psychedelic, punk, new wave, indie, emo) tend to focus anger toward the top while also tending to be more progressive social spaces. Think Rage, think Dead Kennedys, think . The last true big rock band I can think of that really pushed protest music as a central part of their identity was Green Day.
Plenty of rock bands have either protest music or have sporadically broken into the mainstream for a bit, but it's never at the same time, or the political music is completely sidelined.
Meanwhile, country of the past 25-30 has purged itself of anti-authoritarianism that was present in its founding, and especially in the post-9/11 era has leaned heavily into conservatism and reactionary politics. The newest set of country is either vapid pop-country or insufferably conservative.
Most left-of-center political music is coming from hip hop and rap, which I think is a good thing! However, I think there is a vacuum there because, well, racism exists and we've a certain subset of people (see, young white cishet men) who both have drifted significantly to the right compared to the previous generation and would be most open to a message from people like them.