passerotta.

if by ‘’vanilla’’ ships you mean ships with a healthy amount of respect, trust and love for eachother, then yes. i love vanilla ships. i am the queen of all things vanilla. my name is vanilla. 

I can’t believe that this was written by the writer of Bojack horseman.

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

Jeff goldblum and Tony hawk lead exact opposite lives

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all