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@olimain

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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.
Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
Same voice actress.
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D
She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
if he gives you this look…
like, then, Perish, man…

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Bob Ross gets it.
me, a pot smoking teenager walking home: oh god a group of pot smoking teenagers walking home, i feel so threatened
Froppy drawing I did yesterday on stream (final)
@bennygal16

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Isn’t Marvel vs Capcom more of an amibitious crossover than Avengers: Infinity war?
Ryu dies in Infinity War
my dream man is out there in Nevada
cute date idea: we listen to soft love songs together, wrapped up in each other’s arms. we’re laying in the grass and watching the clouds drift by as i tell you how much i love you. everything is good, and for a moment, all of our problems are forgotten as we laugh and point out shapes in the sky.
tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg
she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item
despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her
her standards have finally been met
a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.
Your cat is a very prim cat.
not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

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(;•́︿•̀ ;) h….hewwo…?
……. ( •́ ‸•̀`) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?
*BANG*
`Σ ( •́△•̀|||)` HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????
sorry, i missed *aims again*
me whenever i hear a girl with a deep voice talk
As A trans girl this makes me happy