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I need U to fuck me like I'm a wetland environment home to many endemic species and you're a postcolonial capitalist government

Ffuck baby turn me into a parking lot 😍 fuuuuck I'm gonna lose all my nnnmmgmh native wading bird nesting sites

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue