supenoo

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

Y'know if you think about it in a way vampires who turn their lovers into vampires are kind of incestuous because you become their dark parent in a way, their maker. That pervert is fucking their own creation. Isn't that fun?

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Horoscope this, star sign that, screw that nonsense. What's your favorite type of helmet?

While I prefer bascinets and armets, I must admit that frogmouths are the most Official Creacher of all helmets.

I fear I am biased towards frogmouths

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?