Yes Plehs... I Would Like One As Well

Sure. 

1. Make sure you have TWO working pencils for this. 

2. Fold the test 7 times

3. Check around for proctors

4. Insert the folded test inside your anus

5. Obtain knowledge through the entero-gastro pathway.

Family Thought Grandfather Might Enjoy Watching Worst Little League Game Imaginable

Saying it would be a great opportunity for some sunshine and fresh air, members of the Ostby family reportedly came to the conclusion Friday that their grandfather, Earl Ostby, might enjoy going outside and watching the worst Little League baseball game imaginable. “We just thought he’d get a kick out of seeing six innings of the most god-awful baseball ever played,” said daughter-in-law Danielle Ostby, adding that the 83-year-old would probably love viewing a bunch of uncoordinated second-graders repeatedly fuck up routine throws to first base. 

The chilling last words of 19-year-old Jeremiah Burke from Glanmire, Co. Cork were slipped into a bottle not read until a year after his death on the Titanic.

Using the bottle of holy water that his mother gave to him when she saw him off in Cobh, Burke used one of his very own shoelaces to tie it up and threw the letter overboard.

The letter simply reads: “From Titanic, goodbye all, Burke of Glanmire, Cork.” [x]

I finally got my 360 Rift Walk photo into my phone! This is me at PAX East this past weekend 1 v 1 -ing Baron Nashor. This is also me shamelessly using this image to tell you I FINALLY have my Twitch account properly set up and the internet cable hooked into my room so you can watch me play games with my parrot.