im sorry

da gargoyle brothers

i really do appreciate the triumph of monstrosity over gender. like unless your priorities are really out of whack your first thought when seeing a ghost isn't "is that a girl ghost or a boy ghost" but "holy shit a fucking ghost"

"you're so quiet" sorry i forgot i have free will

"you talk too much" yeah i just remembered i have free will you know how it is

if i could Draw. 10 of swords guy but hes doing a thumbs up

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime

i hope all the little ballerinas who live in music boxes are okay. i hope it isn’t too dark in there.

actually the opposite. the edm rave only stops when you open the lid

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

If vampires were real no one would be able to stop me.

tf2 heritage transgender

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

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Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?