i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

cross faded in the Walmart watching the trolls moving in real life after taking ambien and drinking a 5 hour energy

Damn what walmart you at

im physically in my bed at home but my brain is inside Walmart looking at the boost mobile phone plans

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

cant a girl just do the best she can *does my worst*