really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

In middle school I had a paper I didn't want to do, so I made the cover page, stapled the corner, ripped the staple out, and put the cover page in the basket with the rest of the essays. The teacher gave me 100% and apologized for losing the paper

@ponpasta

this is perfection

our knight and her noble steed, telling everyone to shut the fuck up about themselves for five minutes

I mean, like half of those places are empty anyways 🤷‍♀️