look who's inside again

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

Does anyone know what to do

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death