The Fuck is this shit

step 1: mitosis

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Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

im sorry i said that i wanted to replace your tendons and muscles with thin spectral cords of myself so i could draw you up and pull you around like my puppet. in retrospect that was kind of a weird thing to say and most people don’t wanna get possessed or whatever. could i instead coil myself around you like snakes and move you how i want with more brute force? is that more normal

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

I. WHY.

the more people you have lifting an object the less amount of force each individual person will need to apply to it to lift it

if only “strange old mountain hermit” was a sustainable career

luckily, no one can capture me.

stuck inside an amulet again.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

"mods ban that guy" I utter, as I unleash a thousand flying rats to my foe. they grasp onto to my enemy's shoulders and carry them to the land of Gibraltar

the only proper response to trolls

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now