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Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man