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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

#it just recapitulated your leitmotif transposed to a minor key#what did you DO

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

Broken beer bottle is an underrated weapon in terms of maneuverability and potential bleeding damage

Sorry I've just been living for this new Animal Crossing update

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

the most annoying and misogynistic men are sooooo offended when you don't want men in your life because they're annoying and misogynistic

I wonder when the first instance of a gasmask as a fetish object is. you have to imagine that at least one tommy in the trenches heard the gas alarm and put on his gasmask, felt the confining rubber squeezing his face and his breaths becoming that much harder to draw and got so hard he looked like he was packing a spare bayonet

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

Weed strain called I love you and miss you

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are