*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

Oh my god………..

if i could fuck a movie it’d be kill your darlings

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

Lucifer was the “Bringer of Light” Before he became Satan “Prince of Darkness”. Darkness doesn’t exist, it’s the absense of light. Satan’s new title isn’t a symbol of power, it serves to mock him for his loss.

Thanks for mocking me asshole. May God have mercy on your heartless soul for doing what you did to a friend like me. May God have mercy on your soul

Are you trying to say you’re Satan you degenerate

im gonna puke blood and then cough up my internal organs. whos with me