The Maw Of A Sightless God

Everyone asks boring questions about people’s characters, like “what’s their favorite color” or “what’s their favorite food” and not “What does their Psychonauts Level look like?”

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

there's art inside me trying to get out

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.