with m starts my name and so does memes why tho

sweet.

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

If I walked into a gigantic library with rows upon rows of books containing most all of recorded human knowledge, I’d lose my mind. But I don’t get the same feeling every time I launch my internet browser

Books

Me: *has to be forcibly restrained when walking past a book shop*

this person married a branch of bananas

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

I love my mom. ain’t riskin this shit 

Fuck

Sorry guys

im so sorry, but i have to

Why does everybody join this???:D

Chef sure knows how to cook it up right

Ahahhaha

Tbh

Type of stuff to keep me up at night

Whats wrong

Me after using duolingo for a month

In my mind, I’m the same person I was five years ago. Then I’ll read five year old FB posts and think “you idiot.”