The Shitty One

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

One day you'll find someone who loves you but for now just go to sleep

fuck mike the brave. give me mike in shambles. mike on his knees sobbing. mike terrified out of his mind. mike expressing any emotion at all. i beg.

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

as per my last straw,

I read books and sometimes I even finish them

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks