saving grace

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #wlw twice a day.

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive