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ohheyitsfayola

Starscream: Hey, you guys want to hear a hilarious joke?

Starscream: Megatron’s leadership.

gokuma

Knock Out: Wanna hear one more?

Knock Out: You taking over

ohheyitsfayola

yOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-

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ultraviolet-eucatastrophe

Every good series deserves to have an episode with the "we all have to dress up formal to go to (and/or infiltrate) a fancy event or party, but shit hits the fan and oh no, we have to fight monsters/aliens/the undead/assassins/etc., while dressed in black tie and with only whatever weapons we could manage to sneak in on our persons, also look extremely hot while doing it" trope

cipheramnesia

Important: one of them has snuck in a wildly improbable amount of weapons or is distressingly skilled with creating improvised weapons.

anais-ninja-bitch

very important

cipheramnesia

Also: It is NOT the scary fighter person.

#tropes #it was the best of tropes #it was the worst of tropes #this one is the best

conceptadecency

‘Benson,’ ‘Star Trek’ actor René Auberjonois has died at 79

Oh no.

aurora-nova-fic

Evidently, Rene donated the money he received from convention autographs and drawings of Odo’s bucket to Doctors Without Borders. So if anyone wants to celebrate his life, that’s probably a good way to do it.

conceptadecency

Great suggestion.

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ohheyitsfayola

Omg no. NOOOOOO

#gross sobbing #odo #star trek

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phllotes

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

ohheyitsfayola

Okay then, Jim Davis

amazignphil

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly

Mrry hristmas

romansleftshoulderpad

Merry Christms

My Chitm

Y csas

Y Cst

Mrr Critm

There should be no billionaires.

liberalsarecool

Tax the rich. End the corporate loopholes.

sleepybutches

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

#ffffff #clock me using this next time someone says half-straight

eyeofscottie

instagram.

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thefactsofthematter

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

#same tho #villians have more fun

somanyofthekids

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

#omfgggg #kids are the future #laughing forever

kaijuno

Literally no one ever is gonna just give away their weed for free. Grow up

worldoffizz

theouijagirl

Reminder that nobody has ever, not ever, put drugs in Halloween candy and passed it out to kids. Religious extremists exaggerate false stories way out of proportion and started anti-Halloween propaganda with it, not because they don’t want their kids winding up with drugs, but that they believe Halloween is evil or Satanic or contrary to their belief.

Snopes article: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/halloween-non-poisonings/

themanicnami

The only truly known case of it was when a dad who poisoned his own children’s candy tried to blame the crime on people giving his kids laced candy. It was traced to being his doing.

There has never been any proof in the united states at least of this happening and all of the myths about it happening have mostly been ‘sparked’ by this crime.

roguetelemetry

THC gummies are like $10 and if you think anyone is going hand out thousands of dollars of drugs to minors because your police are silly bigots, you’re high.

ohheyitsfayola

I recieved a THC gummy as a tip for delivering her Postmates, and I, the most nervous little nugget with severe social anxiety, hugged a stranger in gratitude. If you don't think I, a completely grown adult, wouldn't be trick-or-treating if crazy people would be just giving their drugs away for free, you would be WRONG. But no one gonna do that.

#will work for weed

transformers-puns

Why are transformer psychiatrists firm believers in doing the right thing? It would be Rong not to

ohheyitsfayola

Get out.

#how fucking dare

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gays and girls what is your phone case like??

ohheyitsfayola

Galaxy, with an astronaut popsocket

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luvtonique

Could you imagine if there was a video game where you can create your character and the default character was female?

Like imagine if in, say, Skyrim

They’re like “Who are you?” and it turns the camera around and loads up character creation and it’s defaulted, from the get-go, to female Nord instead of male Nord

Could you fucking imagine the outrage that would cause?

Could you imagine how many people would get irrationally pissed off and write angry articles on Kotaku n shit about how the game “forces feminist agendas on its players” if for once, just once, the default was female instead of male

And no, random doesn’t count. If it’s a game where the character creation screen defaults to a randomly generated character every time, or one of multiple presets, that doesn’t count

And neither does any game where there’s multiple races and one of the races is primarily or only female

I mean:

>Start the game >Create character >A female character shows up >In order to be male, you have to click the Male checkbox >Female’s pre-selected >Every time

Every game I have literally ever played that has a female option always has male selected by default, literally every time

Even Pokemon! “Are you a boy or a girl?” has the cursor on Boy by default

I have never, literally ever, played a game where it’s defaulted to female, and I guarantee if it ever happens, there will be an obnoxious amount of delicious, delicious outrage from people who don’t want to admit they hate women

bittyboom

no one ever said he was a good poet

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