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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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d e v o n
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe

oozey mess
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost
almost home
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@ohheyitme

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remember when zayn was like “Z016🙌🏽👏🏽” and then did literally nothing groundbreaking the entire year
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Me
me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!
verb conjugation:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…
every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time
*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
Alien: that's okay, take your time.
Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
Alien: cool

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adhdalistair:
penisennui:
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
Someone buy this man a beer
Sometimes I’m like “I wish I was pretty like that” but I’m pretty like me so who cares
stfuuuu lmfaoo

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im on the floor
parents: “let’s talk about your future"