hi :)

Y they just flame him lmfao

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

who knew white ppl had it in them

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

Savage