Ocassionaly existant

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now

I was in the car with my friends and suddenly ran out of gas, and I was trying to figure out who to call when a notification popped up on my navigation system screen that said, “God has given you a second chance” and my fuel gauge immediately jumped 1/4 of a tank. I turned on the engine and started heading for a gas station to finish filling up the tank and another message appeared on the screen that said, “God has assigned you a rival.” I just went to get gas anyway.