*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

A Yemeni coffee place opened up near me and it's got me waxing poetic and wistuflly about the degradation of coffee shops as third spaces. It's sooooo pretty and bright in there and they do the classic Turkish coffee service with the pretty little pots (the pot is called a cezve!) and even though I got my little iced mofawar to go I was like, "Wrow. The cultivation of coffee and existence in a space as a singular experience for its own sake." Like because we're in capitalist hell it makes sense that like, Starbucks would make this slide from styling itself as a third space to essentially being a Caffeine Gas Station choked by mobile orders (as Stephen Colbert put it: A Public Restroom that Sells Cake Pops) but now when you step into a cafe that like... is actually designed for you to hang out in, you get this jarring realization of "Oh this used to be more broadly accessible. There used to be more places like this."

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

Women being described as dashing

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.