Your Local Chronically Ill Lesbian

You Are a Plant in my Apartment Who is Underperforming and I am Yelling at You (ASMR)

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

Yeah, emotional stability is cool, but can you do this? *Goes through every emotion in five seconds*

i’m body positive. i just got the results and it confirms i have a body

it’s kind of a disappointment to be honest, i was really hoping to be a ghost

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

me with tumblr on my screen someone: oh u have tumblr? me: no

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

Due to personal reasons I will be eating this entire lasagne

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing