A heart as loud as lions

Wha- he stops as he was about to form a new sentence and instead lets out a groan in pain. Bloody hell! Are you fucking crazy?! he exclaims tending his hurt foot, glaring at her.

You can't say that I didn't warn you.

Wow… you surely got some real issues on cookies. I’ll let your love come to the test then ‘cause that’s gonna be my cookie.

[promptly steps on the male's foot in her boots, twisting the heel on his toes to ensure he would be unable to move for a few seconds, and then rushed towards the cashier and securing the cookie as her own. Only then did she glance over her shoulder to check he wasn't too badly hurt]

Of course. Why shouldn’t I be?

Because what I feel for that cookie is not simply hunger, or lust... it's pure, undiluted love. Now love pushes people to their absolute limits. So before you decide to go ahead with this, you should know that I will not let anything come between me and that cookie.

I think it might have had something to do with the bubble bath I took this morning.

I prefer showers. The last time I took a bath, I tried to make it more interesting-- you know, with a bottle of wine and candles, like in the movies. Anyways, I drank three glasses of wine and nearly killed myself trying to climb out.

Hell no. The one who buys it can eat it. Who will be me by the way.

You seem very sure of yourself.

you’re great, oh my. I love you Ri okay? okay.

I love you, too... You soppy little git.

That’s cheating.

That's bollocks! I saw it first which means it's mine.

Only because you love me, hehe. But seriously, you broke that guys nose for me and you barely even spoke to him you’re the best ever.

Your eternal gratitude, countless bamf points and the stupid expression on that a-hole's face was worth a gazillion detentions.

Hey, I think I’m a pretty happy person today.

Is that so?

I cant promise anything.. but c’mon Rileyyy! for me? you know I can’t stand not being around people for ages.

From the moment I got a week's worth of detentions for punching Keegan Jones in the face when he called you a pansy, I knew you'd be the death of me. I'd just hoped it wouldn't happen so soon.

Thanks but no thanks. Try me again when I’m drunk.

Okay, maybe propositioning you wasn't the best way to get you to relax the bitch act, but seriously, if you don't lighten up a little then you'll have to get used to feeling bored.

Oh, thank God. Why don’t we ditch this whole American lesbian porn idea and you can come watch cartoons with me later?

Only if you can promise I'm not going catch anything.

Did someone say beautiful women getting it on?

If you're preparing to throw a crap load of homophobic bullshit in my direction then save your breath, I've heard it all before.

I guess being in between other girls legs gets kind of suffocating after a while.

If you'd give me an all access pass to your credit card then I'd consider giving you the opportunity to find out. We could really broaden each other's horizons.

honey, I’m gay. Yes, except me. I’ll try and if I throw up i’ll make sure I don’t aim away from you. because it will be your fault.

All right, I suppose I wouldn't much like to watch two men getting hot and heavy, so you're off the hook.