You're so naive.

Thank you. Please hold your applause for after the show. 

Oh, Gosh, there's more?

I don’t “lose” Harries.

Hey, well there's one thing we got in common. But I'm pretty sure I'd win in a fight against you, honey.

You wanna come find out?

Oh. Well thank you.

You're very welcome.

Dude you aren’t even old enough to drink.

Shh, no one needs to know that.

Nope. But, thanks.

Oh, I can definitely see it. You're gorgeous.

I think it’d be the other way around.

You sure about that one, sweet heart?

No, not really.

You don't see it? I definitely do.

How old are you?

I'm definitely not 12. I'm 20.

You wanna fight? 

I would, but I don't want to hurt you.

wow, that deserves a round of applause. 

I can’t even describe how much of a loser you are.

I'm not even a loser. You're just ruining my vibe, loser.

If you need a wingman I could help.

Serious? people usually just tell me I look 12 and to go back to playing with my nerf gun. Thanks, man.

Cutie?

Cutie indeed.

Because they’re all women with big boobs.

Maybe I'm the one calling them. 

Well go out again and see who you can pull this time.