#tearoomstarter

That raspberry and white chocolate cookie has my name on it.

Sometimes I want to be Kim Kardashian… Then I remember how she became famous and I’d rather be me.

I feel like I should work a couple of Lady Gaga covers into my set. Her lyrics are so complex and beautiful, I'd love to show my own interpretation of them. So far I've tried playing around with a soft acoustic sound and it's worked quite nicely.

Oops. I think I ate someone's breakfast.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm extremely flattered when people think I'm Alex Turner.

Now that my shift is over, someone direct me to the nearest party.