❝ as much as i love this place, i’d love it ten times more if there was some sort of coffee maker. i’m not even talking ‘bout some fancy expresso shot maker, just a basic machine that is capable of giving me coffee. i mean none of us get sleep here so of course we need a little wake me up. – i’m so tired at this point that i’m seriously considering ripping my clothes off and jumpin’ into the freezing lake. ❞

“while i would love to watch you rip your clothes off, i’d rather not have you catch hypothermia, so i’m advising against that. if you ask one of the head counselors, they’d more than likely get one. everyone is probably thinking the same thing.”

“well, just for the record, my room is always a no-pants zone, but i agree. although, there are some people i’d rather not have walk around pants-less.”

“Hey, hi, hello, every other possible way to greet somebody kindly – you look great, seriously.”

“golly, if you aren’t as sweet as a can of peaches... seriously, what do you want?”

“isn’t the sky beautiful? it’s so nice tonight, with all of the stars. that’s why i love coming to this camp, you don’t see this much in toronto because of the lights and here, well… look at them, it’s so picturesque.”

“yanno, whenever i hear of any town in canada, i kinda just expect them to be in the middle of nowhere with a ton of snow. i never actually picture big, busy cities. but, i can’t complain, i grew up in a place where stargazing is a nightly tradition.”

“you’re so morbid, kenzie. but, just so you know, i volunteer to crawl out of the lake seaweed, knife and all. find out when the most people are going to be there and i’ll be ready.”

“isn’t that a fallon skit? seems like it would be fun, but i am also horrible at a lot of things, so i don’t think i’d do too well.”

❝ i had the best welcome present for being here last night– i got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. it was magical and animalistic. tis the season–except it’s not even christmas anymore. fuck.❞

“and it wasn’t with me? damn, i’m offended...”

“I really need to make myself another flower crown, someone ruined my other one, it was really upsetting. I’ll be okay though,”

“who fucks with someone else’s flower crown? that’s messed up. i’m not sure how great i’ll be at making them, but i will offer my help.”