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i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme
does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock
sits at my computer positioned like a skyrim jarl passing judgment on whether or not a post is worth reblogging
âaye, lass, this meme about the stock market greatly pleases me. i will give it a well deserved reblog.â
Brotherly Love #EthicalMemes

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I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, âcould the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?â but they ALSO always took the extra step to âunder what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? â and it was fucking spectacular every time
Remember the time they vaporized a cement truck just because they could
Yeah and they werenât allowed to use that quarry anymore after that episode because the shockwave from the blast shattered windows like 10 miles away. The Mythbusters were batshit insane and 12 yo me absolutely loved it
Reminder, the circumstances were: âcan explosives be used to blast hardened concrete out of a cement truckâ.
They accidentally over shot it.
more specifically, they tested the myth as described (a single stick of dynamite used to break up dried cement to ease removal) and when it didnât work they moved on to âhow powerful an explosion would we need to break up the hardened cementâ and thatâs when they overshot and disintegrated the truck
My favorite was when they vaporized the car
Just turned it into red mist
god i hope reddit crashes the fucking economy. like i want it in flames because of a bunch of 19 year olds who are just like âhehe stonks go brrrrrâ while they shovel cereal into their mouths bare handed in front of their dual monitor setup, one of which is playing family guy funny moments #42
Dude Iâm sorry this take sucks. This is not at ALL what is happening. Iâm absolutely begging you guys to put aside your blanket dislike of reddit (thereâs as much variety in â"redditorsââ as there are on tumblr you guys come on, use your heads) and actually research whatâs happening. Yes this is funny, itâs SUPER funny I agree, but calling this whole thing a joke like this is playing into the propoganda machine!! News giants are trying to convince the public itâs a joke and itâs being done by basement dwellers because that ultimately helps them. By spreading this rhetoric youâre hurting the cause. Itâs a CAUSE. You guys. YOU GUYS. Like do you understand whatâs happening right now? This is the biggest stock market event that has happened.. basically ever. At least in our lifetimes. If everyone holding GME holds their ground, itâs going to change the entire landscape of the stock market. Wall street billionaires are going bankrupt. The bank will have to bail them out because theyâre gonna go belly up. And when the banks donât have enough money to cover their losses back to the GME investors, then the american government is going to be bailing the banks outâŚ. And thatâs billions of dollars out of the hands of the ultra rich and directly into the hands of the poor and middle classes.
Like. This is outright class warfare happening in america and yes the jokes are funny but some of them are going too far. You all need to acknowledge what is happening right now and how important it is. Weâre not crashing the economy at all, we are eating the rich.
i love a fog. i love a woods.
I love to munch a fresh baked goods
me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it
Yeah please stay off omegle. I was one of the kids that thought oh haha Iâm going to mess with people on there. Nah donât. Just donât that place is unsafe and itâs not somewhere anyone should really be.

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Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger
Oh no itâs that one.
The âthat Vegan teacherâ that tells you itâs selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as âveganâ, parodyed George floydâs last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.
Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.
This woman is a total yikes.
She also told literal children that theyâre going to Hell for eating meat. And said the only way youâre going to heaven is by being vegan. She also abuses TikTokâs flagging system and uses it to harass anyone who dares to call her out on her bullshit.
She also made fun of a childâs death because they tried her advice and basically passed away from malnutrition and starvation.
She abuses her dog by forcing them on a vegan diet.
This bitch used to be a teacher! AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER!
I seriously fucking hate her, I donât understand how sheâs even allowed on the platform or WHY SHE HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS.
britain gay as fuck for naming a town âman chestâ
Can not BELIEVE you would leave this in the tags
funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store
*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ainât soap
*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap
Some very sweet elephant behaviours I read about in Carl Safinaâs Beyond Words:
a young elephant kneeling down in front of their car in a playful way and throwing zebra bones at the researchers, trying to get them to play with him
an 8-month-old elephant trying and failing to pick up some grass with her trunk (the author: âit reminds me of someone learning to use chopsticksâ) and whose mother then pulled a sheaf of grass and ate it while making sure her daughter was watching the demonstration
baby elephants suck their trunk for comfort (as we all know!!) but also like to swing and whirl it around as they try to figure out what it can do and how to use it, and sometimes accidentally step on their trunk and trip over it
âoften, babies reach with their trunks into the mouths of family members, taking a bit of what theyâre eatingâ
all the female elephants in a family rushing over to help when someoneâs baby trips and falls, while making comforting vocalisations
an enormous adult male elephant walking up to a family group and making an exaggerated display of nonchalance, with his trunk casually draped over his tusk, to show the other elephants that heâs not scary
researchers messing with an elephant family by collecting a bit of urine when the elephant walking at the back of the group stopped to pee, then driving some distance to leave the urine ahead of them. âWhen they encountered fresh urine from an elephant they knew was behind them, they seemed truly baffled, as though thinking, âWait a minuteâhowâd she pass us? Sheâs back behind us!â
mothers instructing their babies to switch to the other side of their body and walk in their shade when the day is very hot
an elephant child trying to climb all over a bigger male teenager who was lying down for a nap, receiving a kick in response, and running back to its mother in alarmâthen the teenager followed and lay down flat beside them as if to apologise and invite the child to climb onto him again
elephant children throwing tantrums when they are being weaned and their mother blocks them from nursing (âHe got so upset, pushing her, poking her and tusking her, [âŚ] it was like, âOoh, I hate you!â)
researchers followed a family that included a baby who was born disabled, with twisted forelegs that he couldnât straighten. The entire elephant family (from the adults to the babyâs 8-year-old sister) nurtured him, patiently helping him up every time he fell over, âslowing their pace to his disabilities, continually turning to watch his progress, waiting as he caught up from behindâ until (after a few days) the little one managed to straighten his legs and learn to walk normally
a researcher once saw an elephant pluck up some grass and place it in the mouth of another elephant whose trunk was badly injured. Also adults are sometimes seen carrying sick baby elephants on their tusks
a researcher saw a baby elephant who was wary of going into the water, wrap her trunk around her motherâs tusk as her mother patiently entered the river with her, like a child nervously grabbing her motherâs arm
âlittle elephants show lots of concentration while working to master such tasks as picking up sticks. A youngster might twirl and twirl its trunk around a single blade of grass, finally grasp it, drop it and have a hard time getting it back, then simply place the grass blade atop its headâ

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Canât put into words how hot this is to me
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In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil