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floop is a madman help us save us

Hozier writing Francesca: what if every horrible thing you've ever been through has led you, or will yet lead you, to someone you love so much you'd do it all again. What if the suffering is all worth it, not from a religious standpoint but because of someone you love. What if that's all there is - heaven and hell couldn't care less about us, but we care for one another. We endure the unspeakable for one another. What if heaven won't let us in but we wander together through the darkness for eternity knowing we acted in love and having no regrets. What if heaven can't contain people of complexity and passion like ours. What if we were offered the opportunity and we said we'd do it all again.

keep making myself laugh imagining a guy leaving a negative steam review on one of those hentai games that just says "didnt cum" and the playtime is 3500 hours

first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

'cause karma is my boyfriend 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽 karma is a GOD 🙏🏻 karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend 😌✨ karma's a relaxing thought 💆🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️ aren't you envious that for you it's not? 🤭🤪 sweet like honey 😙👌🏻 karma is a CAT 🐈 curling in my lap 'cause it loves me 😇💕 flexing like a goddamn acrobat 🤸🏿‍♀️ me and karma vibe like that 🥰🫶🏻

the real generational divide is between 20-somethings who are adults and 20-somethings who are still teenagers