PEW PEW PEW

suuuuuuuuuure. you might need to get your eyes checked because you’re the one that’s the hottest between us.

…i can celebreate that .also, cut the crap. you act as is i’m the one that will be hot and bothered? you will be just chill next to me when i’m there? tell me if i scare you, ok? and i’ll work on my jealous side.  have you picked our car tho? cause i don’t know shit.

i knew you would be open to celebrating with me taking charge. it’s about goddamn time i get out of bed and do something. maybe deep throat you with my dick? something you suggested last night, but instead of you doing it to me, i might as well go ahead and be a little bossy with you while i fuck your mouth. seriously, baby --- you don’t scare me! i think i scare you more than anything. please don’t work on anything, okay? i have no idea. i know nothing about cars. i just want a car that goes fast!

shush shut up, stop lying. let’s celebrate, yes? how about one of the fruity drinks tonight? i scared you? oh god sorry baby, really. i didn’t mean it. i’ll work on being better. i have no more money when we marry, i’ll spend everything on that sports car.

i’ve never lied in my life, shut up. let’s celebrate that i’m going to be going down on you in the desert, fuck yeah. i can’t wait to see you all sweaty because it’s so feckin’ hot outside AND because i get you all hot and bothered. no, baby. it’s okay. i just get scared about losing you. it’s my number one fear. oh my gooood. my sports car! i told you --- i want us to look powerful as fuck in the bay area with a cool ass car.

ugh you so pretty. this people don’t have a life babe, don’t worry. ok i’ll delete it again tonight. yes please let’s keep jealous z in her cage… she might. let’’s not test it. we don’t need her snatching someone’s wig. ooooh right. then you sue me to get all my money. got it. 

says the woman that looks gorgeous every time she wakes up in the morning. okay, babes. it’s time for you to take my twitter away. i’m getting upset again! i’ve already seen a bit of jealous z and i was so feckin’ scared. yes, i’ll be suing you for all your money.