Go home go bed

Okay I’m watching a ‘true-story’ ghost show and this lady is getting an exorcism and the dude performing it was like “but we had a very powerful relic to help us….The Actual Blood of Saint Agnes!” And like…she’s my confirmation patron so I can’t help but be a little defensively skeptical here?? She died, like, during the Roman empire? Like….14 AD? Who….thought to save her blood? How eas it preserved all these years? How did this random guy end up with it? I need answers

Me, banging on this dude’s door at 3 in the morning: SHOW ME YOUR RECEIPTS

Okay update: Her skull and bones are on display at a church named after her, but other than that I found no mention of any sacred relics. There WAS a brief mention that at her execution fellow Christians cleaned up her blood with cloth (but like….wouldnt that out them as Christians????) but there’s no mention of that still existing today as an actual relic. How do I get in touch with the ‘a haunting’ showrunners? I need to track down this exorcist and get him to show me a legit chain of custody dating back to 304 AD before I let this drop.

she’s slamming elaborate gender reveal parties with over the top shit like pyrotechnics on facebook which is good bc she obviously doesn’t support the crazy shit these parties have become but i kinda hate that she has to because this very calm party she threw for herself years ago to celebrate passing the points she’d miscarried before has obviously become tainted and a bad memory for her and now she’s labelled as the lady who “started” these parties even though hers was literally like. a cake that you cut into and the color tells you what the baby is. 

I saw an article saying that she has learned more about gender and her kid came out as nonbinary and she feels bad about how the whole thing hurts the trans communities and her official stance is “There are plenty of other reasons to eat cake” and that we should pick a different one Tbh she seems like a really nice person who is just sort of in the crosshairs of a really big thing she didn’t expect

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

me, giggling and twirling my hair around my finger: OMG they shunned you? for like, your dangerous experiments, right? ahaha.... wait, but like, did you use any green potions? Oh, my God you did???? which ones???

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

no but I wanna

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

Oh dear

ok someone do an alignment chart

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

Blessed be

JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: "Children, all of them children."

My thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished

it’s been over a week and i still haven’t recovered from this absolutely fucking stellar addition to my post. this is literally so fucking funny.

i thought it could get funnier than the coke turning into a pepsi but then he shot the fucking dvd of willy wonka and i lost my mind

i love that it’s The Shittiest Nerf Gun, too

unhappy reminder that amphibians are going through a pandemic right now and anything you can do to support conservation efforts would be greatly appreciated by literally everyone in the world

This is a great podcast episode about this horrific problem.

People never realize the amount of damage they cause to others.

As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation. 

I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word.

Very important!

As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you.