Land of the Valar

WHOA PATRICIA JUST DROPPED THE EQUALITY BOMB ALL OVER THE OSCARS AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE ROOM RALLIED LIKE IT WAS THE FREAKING BAT SIGNAL CONCH SHELL HORN OF GONDOR JUSTICE LEAGUE ASSEMBLE CALL LIKE MERYL STREEP AND J-LO WERE ALL OVER THAT YOU GO LADIES GO

me dying

this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video

He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… $25.

hello, i’ll be auditi- *gunshot* ♪mmm whatcha say♪

1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.

January: yes! Yes! Everything will be amazing in 2015 February: I need a doctor

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.