"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/