Can you swap their heads ?

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

guys i just figured it out. it's all about the little joys

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

not my laboratory not my Creature