I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

#this is a goodpost because half of the tags are #what is that in the mouth #and the other half are THERES THAT FUCKING HORSE AGAIN ayup (via @lizardshuffle)

Anyways here’s the horse post everyone’s talkin about

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

if i met an angel i'd give them an edible. i'd probably die but i think it'd be worth it.

it's so hard to get a post off the ground these days. mutuals just don't want to make risky investments, not in this economy. all the big name funnymen get all the notes while us mom and pop bloggers barely scrape by.

Real life footage of GTA Jeremy

Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly

sit on this with your homies and that’s a friendshit

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Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen