strange women online, posting in riddles

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

get high experience various snaacks

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

Oh. Shit.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

does anyone else scroll past a picture of their blorbo and get stunlocked for a moment. like. hold on i gotta scroll back up and look at it again. just another 30 seconds. okay i'm good now. wait no. one more time for the road