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The master of burns Yours Truly

bpdkipland

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time

bpdkipland

THIS ONE!!!!

bogfox

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

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Chaotic Good

bpdkipland

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

cozza-frenzy

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

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Here!

Plus some more^^

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kickaz

Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #310

you may spill a tear or two

chubbymon

Ok. Cool. Just fuck my morning up. Break my heart. Nice.

cosmicastrogazer

It’s okay I wasn’t using that heart anyway.

10cloverfieldlne

REMEMBER WHEN TIMMY AND JIMMY MET AND IT BLEW OUR FUCKING MINDS

nolongerhim

Right? These art styles do not clash well together even if they abide by the dimension rules.

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huglusted

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THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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allieinarden

katielynn526

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People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

alexandr1te

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

maxineprimal

Can’t forget this gem.

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ink-phoenix

THE PUREST THING

streghe

I love straight men

regularlesbian

female traditions

coughloop

its a woman taunt

booblessgoddess

Let’s also not forget this iconic moment

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Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

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thecoldheartofspace

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

neurodivergent-crow

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

foxyshadow

This is beautiful

sandandglass

Castle s07e23

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Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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avant-sad

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

ryoubakvra

most blessed social interaction of the day? there was a dog in the car next to me at a stop light and his owner noticed me cooing over him so she rolled the window down and i rolled mine down and she shouted “HIS NAME IS CHECKERS!” and i said “HI CHECKERS!” and checkers, that amazingly good boy, lit up like a christmas tree and wagged his beautiful tail

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Nature spirit.

simonalkenmayer

How very rare!

sonderscurse

Fascinating. Serene.

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r0ulotte

henlo i ain’t slept in like three days to make this

desk-sandwich

since this show was so immensely underrated that most of you probably havent seen it before, here’s a scene from canadian cartoon “6Teen” where they flat out say one of the characters is gay and it isnt a joke and they dont make it out to be. props to you, 6Teen.

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A lot of people in the notes are wondering why they haven’t seen this episode and it’s because there were 26 episodes that didn’t air in the us and there were a lot of episodes that didn’t air in other countries too (any episode that mentioned gay people and lots of episodes with sexual jokes/content). Canada is the only country that aired every episode of the show.

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