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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
sounds like someone needs to go in the water
Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it âTâ, like you do when youâre both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like âyoung men, either Iâm going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?â
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. âWell you see, weâre both trans, and⌠â
The lady didnât wait for him to finish his sentence. âOh no, I donât mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? Iâm actually heading there right now!â
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
This is beautiful
thinking about that WoW epidemic
i was telling my dad, ever the skeptic, about corrupted blood back in March at the start of lockdown, and how the cdc studied it. how it can be used as a model for what to do and how people might act in the event of an unpredicted pandemic, and how people were playing out the same behavior during covid.
he said âso they fixed it, right? how did they fix it in the game?â and i told him the truth: they didnât. they couldnât control it. they had to reset the servers and roll them back to the time before the ZG encounter.
a CNN article recently referenced another âviralâ event in world of warcraft: leeroy jenkins facepulling as a metaphor for the expedited reopening of businesses. what it fails to mention however is how the video ends. everyone who charges in with leeroy dies. he wipes the raid.
it really feels like that meme where itâs like âwow, cool video game reference!â and the point soaring over their head says THE DAMAGE WAS IRREVERSIBLE. THE THREAT SPREAD TOO RAPIDLY AND EVERYONE DIED.
weird reframing of the corrupted blood incident to make it seem, for some reason, like it was all selfish actions that people said was unrealistic because real people would help others. in fact its literally the opposite, it was used as real world data specifically because of the player driven efforts to fix it
The reason this plague in the game was a good model is because we had all walks of life type people reacting in different ways.
Those with healing magic would go into infected areas to see if they could save the infected or at least keep them alive through the disease. Those that couldnât do that tried to warn players before they entered infected areas. NPC could be infected and have âno symptomsâ; they could be asymptomatic carriers and pass it to nearby players.
The best part though was by the time Blizzard had finally come out and said âif you are infected, try to quarantine yourself so you donât spread it!!â the player base was ALREADY DOING SO. The players had recognized the problem and worked together in myriad ways to fix it.
They also had negative reactions as well, another reason this was such a good example of a real outbreak. They had a couple people report healers or alchemists who were claiming to sell cures/treatments to the disease that ultimately would do nothing. They had a group of players that would hide in the mountains near cities and just pass the disease back and forth between themselves and then raid cities to infect them all over again. They had higher level players start rebelling on the servers. Saying it was an overreaction and if you get it youâll just die and you can come back and be fine, etc. Since they could get the disease and survive, ie it didnât do enough damage to them since they were higher level, they felt it unnecessary to care about whether they got it or not. They complained about not getting to play like normal just because this plague could kill lower level players.
ALL of these reactions, good and bad, were real enough to what we assumed a real life epidemic would play out that people started to use it as a model. And now look, we have proof that it was accurate.
However, what we needed to learn from it was primarily that it wasnât reversible. The bad reactions and lack of care from the few players that werenât cooperating made it impossible in the end to contain. The only reason it was fixed at all is the game had to reverse time, literally just delete their entire game log a few weeks and time travel weeks into the past to before the plague even began.
Think about that.
The reason no one believed it was a valid model is that it was a video game and thus the consequences werenât permanent. âNo one would act like that in real life.â But look at how we are handling this outbreak. Is it not eerily similar?
And we canât time travel.
ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA
ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.
It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever
and it was FABULOUS
bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress
anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.
Donât
Play D&D with anyone you wouldnât want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.
D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins
Look this is how I tend to vet my future husband. Both the D&D and the car trip. If we handle both of those with fun, delight, and communicating disagreements well, all that remains is him surviving meeting my family, BOTH sides, and at least one camping trip. With medieval reenactors.

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Something ironic that Iâve noticed from being in both autistic mom groups and NT mom groups. Letâs pretend a child cries every time they have to be buckled in the car seat..
NT mom group: âtell them to deal with it, itâs for their safetyâ âignore the outbursts, theyâll get used to itâ âmaybe the straps are too tight? If not, and nothing seems to be wrong with the seat, let them cry it out, safety is most important.â âSometimes, you just gotta deal with it, hugs mama, sorry this is happening.â
Autistic mom group: âis your child verbal enough to express or show why theyâre in distress?â âis the fabric of the car seat scratchy?â âAre the windows tinted? If not the sun may hurt.â âMaybe he wants someone to hold his hand, can you reach back and hold it maybe? anxiety is a real bitchâ âtransitions can be hard, especially on little humans, maybe give advance notice that you will be leaving in the car at x time?â âObviously something has him distressed, does he have a toy heâs attached too and can hold?â
And they say autistics do not experience empathy.
This is extremely fucking true. Our friends are always marveling at how attentive we are to what our toddler is trying to communicate. Iâm like⌠thatâs⌠how you communicate with someone who you donât share enough language with⌠thatâs how you communicate with someone whoâs ~~âââ"nonverbalââââââ~~~
the intersection of ageism and ableism is awful, and it really shows up squared in the way that abled adults just assume that thereâs no way to communicate with neurodiverse kids. and babies, tbh, who they think of in a similar way.
the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster
And sparknotes. Donât forget sparknotes.
give us some sparknotes screenshots then
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, youâve managed to capture the moment Johnâs spirit left his body
Jerryâs lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and itâs WORSE
Heâs. So uncomfortable. Itâs obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, âThat is true, isnât itâ about how all men think theyâre funny, but his face is just screwed up in this âoh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardnessâ
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some âtake my wifeâ bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
Whatâs so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. âShe thinks she knows.â Heâs trying to get Mulaney to see his wifeâs expertise as instead a weird misperception. Heâs coaching him to undercut his wifeâs confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: âShe does know.â He asserts not only that sheâs perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something heâs not good at.
Dudes, donât take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isnât by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend womenâs objectivity. Promote womenâs expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I donât think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home⌠sheâs literally an interior designer. She doesnât think sheâs good at it, she knows sheâs good at it because itâs her fucking job
ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
why it so dangerous to be clean
As someone whoâs job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didnât know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and donât mix chemicals.
Also donât use bleach to clean up urine itâll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way
Every time I see âhelpfulâ posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.
reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please donât get fancy
I present yâall with:
the quiz to finally end the discourse
Are you a Soldier, A Poet, or A King?
warning, this quiz goes unexpectedly hard
Completely unexpected and im crying now cause it hit hard

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Very informative thread -source
Oh no Iâve been duped. ShitâŚ
Yep.
This man is the real MVP.
I follow him on Twitter. Heâs made 3 other âbatchesâ of these photos:
The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!
dead metaphors are really interesting honestly and specifically iâm interested in when they become malapropisms
like, the concept being, people are familiar with the phrase and what people use it to mean metaphorically, but itâs not common knowledge anymore what the metaphor was in literal reference to. people still say âtoe the lineâ but donât necessarily conjure up the image of people standing at the starting line of a race, forbidden from crossing over it. people still say âthe cat is out of the bagâ without necessarily knowing itâs a sailorsâ expression referring to a whip being brought out for punishment. some metaphors are so dead we donât even know where they come from; like, there are ideas about what âby hook or by crookâ references, but no one is entirely sure. nobody knows what the whole nine yards are.
and then you throw in a malaprop or a mondegreen or two, where because people donât know what the actual words of the expression refer to, theyâre liable to replace them with similar sounding words (see âlack toast and tolerantâ). so we can literally go from a phrase referencing a common, everyday part of life to a set of unfixed, contextless sounds with a completely different meaning. thatâs fascinating. what an interesting piece of the way language and culture are living, changing, coevolving things.
maybe part of the reason we canât figure out where some phrases come from is that over time the words themselves have changed! one of the theories about âthe whole nine yardsâ is that itâs a variant of âthe whole ball of wax,â which some people further theorize was originally âthe whole bailiwick,â meaning just âthe whole areaâ! the addition of ânine yardsâ might be related to âdressed to the nines,â which might reference the fucking Greek muses! language is so weird and cool! (and I only know any idioms in two languages!)
the point is. I just came across the words ânip it in the buttâ in a piece of published, professional fiction, and now I canât stop giggling.
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
(The corsets pictured are genuine historical garments from the collections of the Met Museum and the Victoria and Albert Museum)
MLA: Star-anise. âTHANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.â What are our ways of being true to each other, 20 Dec 2018, 1:39am. http://star-anise.tumblr.com/post/181265156844/thank-you-and-goodnight-the-corsets-pictured-are
FUCKING THIS.
As a rennaisance faire employee, thank you
@amarguerite
All I remembered after reading this was
Letâs not forget what happened to my girl Elizabeth when she wore this dress
Sigh, Pirates of the Carribean. Elizabethâs wearing 18th century clothing like Pamelaâs corset. It doesnât actually restrict the waistâif you look at Pamelaâs corset, it ends at the waist. The waist-cincing corset needs to go down over the hips to put enough pressure on the waist to constrict it. If you compare the two corsets side by side, youâll see the whole garment has been redesigned to do very different things.
Anyway, Elizabethâs dress doesnât need to bring in her waist, since sheâs very obviously wearing an underskirt that makes her skirt go FWOOM and makes anybodyâs waist looks big by comparison. All her corset (and a little CGI) does is make her bodice lie flat and give her amazing tits.
But Everyone Knows corsets made ladies faint, and they wanted some symbolic representation of her feeling constrained by her class and status, so who cares if she was 200 years away from tightlacing! The writers of the movie put in a whole plotline about a corset that is physically incapable of restricting her breathing⌠being too tight to breathe in.
I thought that said âladlesâ

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Some Things I Didnât Realize Were Complex Trauma Symptoms
I donât usually post personal shit but my friend and I were talking and there were some things she didnât know were PTSD related, and sometimes itâs just so weird and out there so. Some stuff I learned too late were caused by trauma:
- Nightmares that have *nothing* to do with your trauma
- Getting angry at anything that startles you/is loud/is irriatating
- Becoming alarmingly calm in situations of crisis/chaos
- Shaking, just, all the time
- Needing very little sleep to function effectively
- Massive mood swings that often get mistaken for personality or mood disorders
- Feeling like there is a layer of dirt on you/that your skin is dirty and needing to get it off
- Believing you will die young and alone !! Big one!!
- Looking for reasons to cut people out of your life
- Needing things to be exactly as you like them to be â not necessarily clean/organized but just to be a specific way and be within your control, and getting angry when it is not *this one gets mistaken for OCD v often
- Preferring high stress/very busy lifestyles to keep occupied
- Needing compression/pressure (ie tight shoelaces, heavy coats and blankets, snug fitting hats, etc) to feel comfortable/safe
- Discomfort with silence
- Very sensitive to heat, smell, and lighting
- Ringing in ears!! I had no idea about this one tinnitus is not that uncommon for ptsd, even if there was no direct head trauma involved
- Physical numbness, often in arms & hands when a flashback or panic attack is about to start
- Derailing conversations when they are causing stress
- Sudden and unexplained onsets of just the most deep sense of melancholy (often accompanied by a lot of tears)
These are just the ones I know of from experience, if there are any others ppl know of and were surprised by pls add. But yea ptsd is not always flashbacks and panic attacks and avoiding triggers, itâs also just random small shit that effects how you exist ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Oh look, I have most of these.
âŚWelp.
When your body is approximately 78% tea